You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The air taste purple.
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