East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the day after is always just damage control
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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