Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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