i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
