so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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