My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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