It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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