I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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