i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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