she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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