She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
