Quick, to the slutcave!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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