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Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.

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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton

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then i met college

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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.

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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people

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They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼‍♀️

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