Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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