Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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