yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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