so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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