I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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