oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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