So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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