Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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