Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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