Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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