She said her name was "party"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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