Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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