So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
