everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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