Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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