absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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