i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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