It's just like the Real World with babies
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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