We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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