Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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