"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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