butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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