I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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