how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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