We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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