if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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