I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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