is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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