He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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