woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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