Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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