? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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