It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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