i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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