You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize