rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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