I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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