To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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