So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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